School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
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“I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It’s just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It would be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I’m a tragic person, I’m really happy now; but it would just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself ‘Be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears, just go after what you want and act fast because life just isn’t that long.’”
-Pam Beesly Halpert from The Office Finale
"- (via thepoetryfarm)
"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them."
- Andy Bernard, The Office (via che-cosa-faccio)
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
(via singthesongofsirens)
The awkward moment when you’re licking your lips because they’re dry but someone takes it the wrong way
You:
Them:
